DUDE. IS THAT A BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR POCKET???

One minute, I'm emailing his art teacher to remind her we'd all agreed prior to registration that Chago would try to focus on different artistic techniques and begin to fill his toolbelt with the fundamentals of painting, sketching, etc, and not so much with the artsy-craftsy.

And the next minute, this popsicle stick / tissue box birdhouse he'd evidently made in art class last week just prior to "the conversation" (not to be confused with "The Situation") is being pimped and bedazzled and midievalfied by le artiste himself.

I'm not sure, I didn't check, but who wants to bet there are spinners in the turrets, shag wall-to-wall in the foyer, and lava lamps in the towers?

Somebody better tell the Joneses that the neighbirdhood's just been upped.

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