Wednesday, August 04, 2010

OVERHEARD: MY SECOND WIFE

"And then she came to pick me up and brought me my cape of royalty," he says to Saia as they sit on the back porch surrounded by a conglomerate cast of plastic characters, people, animals, and aliens alike.

"Wait a minute...who, Chago?" she says, looking up at him completely confused with a modified version of Pocahontas in her hands. "Isn't this one your wife?"

"Oh, no," he says, "I was talking about my second wife."

[bleepitybleepbleepbleep?!?!]
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