"Hey, Mama?"
Yeah, baby?
"How old were you when you had your first crush?"
[gulp] Oh...right about your age, I think. [lie!]
"So...did you kiss? Like a real kiss?"
[gulp...swallow]. Umm...no, I don't think so, not til much later... [lie!]
"Well...if your crush was moving away soon...what would you do, you think?"
[stop breathing] Oh, hmmm, I think...ummm... I would definitely...no, absolutely...without question...write a letter... [liar! liar! pants on fire!!!!]
