THE SANDS OF TIME, AS MEASURED BY WORMS

"Mama, I love that game you used to play when you were a little girl on those old video game things. Caterpillar. We have it on the Wii at Mommy's. It's reeeeeally fun."

"It's called Centipede, my love.  The caterpillar's a dance move. And no, I will not be demonstrating that one."

[Ugh.]