the monsters inside:
the adventures of saia and chago
Tuesday, March 05, 2013
THE AGE-OLD DEBATE: CARESS VS HARASS
Overheard from the monsters' bathroom this morning:
[singing in unison, out of tune, and at the top of their lungs]
"MAY THE BIRD OF PARADISE FLY UP YOUR NOSE (UP YOUR NOSE) / MAY AN ELEPHANT CARmumbleHARmumbleASS YOU WITH HIS TOES..."
"Wait," he says, "did you say 'harass'?"
"Yes," she says, "why, what did you say?"
,' not 'harass'!" he laughs.
"What's the difference?" she asks (as I shudder from my core).
"Well," he explains, "caressing is gentle, like this, and harassing is like bullying and mean. He's
you with his toes..."
"Ewww!!" she exclaims, "I'm pretty sure I'd feel harassed."
Jo Anna Guerra
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