Overheard from the monsters' bathroom this morning:
[singing in unison, out of tune, and at the top of their lungs]
"MAY THE BIRD OF PARADISE FLY UP YOUR NOSE (UP YOUR NOSE) / MAY AN ELEPHANT CARmumbleHARmumbleASS YOU WITH HIS TOES..."
"Wait," he says, "did you say 'harass'?"
"Yes," she says, "why, what did you say?"
"It's 'caress,' not 'harass'!" he laughs.
"What's the difference?" she asks (as I shudder from my core).
"Well," he explains, "caressing is gentle, like this, and harassing is like bullying and mean. He's caressing you with his toes..."
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