"But I'm NOT sick, Mom!" he retorts because I won't let him go outside to play.
"But you're too sick to go to school, aren't you?" I ask.
"Then if you think you're gonna pull on me the whole I'm-full-Mom-but-not-too-full-for-dessert trick, let me just stop you before you get on your roll." I tell him.
"But I wasn't going to say that, Mom," he starts pulling out the charms.
"Then what is it, son?"
"The sun will just make me feel better because it has vitamins."
[Dammit! I HATE it when he does this!!!]