What? Don't judge. She may still be a complete closet case. And she did single-handedly up and snatch the presidency right out of Hillary's hands and turn it over to Obama on a platinum platter. But the woman IS filthy rich -- like, could buy her own Warren Buffet to be her personal cabana boy kind of rich -- so, these MUST be the secrets to her success:
- Use the same cups over and over.
- Don’t run the dishwasher unless it’s absolutely full.
- Don’t throw clothing or shoes away, especially leather shoes. Get shoes resoled or reheeled at a local cobbler when necessary (also helps small businesses).
- Buy clothes at secondhand, consignment, or resale shops.
- Put power strips on your tv to turn everything off when you go to bed or leave for the day. Standby power drains energy.
Now, go on. Be a productive earthling today. And leave me the hell alone. I'm still PMSing.