"Shhh...I'm on the phone with your Tia Sonia!" I whisper-yell with gritted teeth over my left shoulder, wagging a finger at them both.
"BUT SANTIAGO SMACKED ME WITH THE BOOBIE!!!" she screams in her defense.
"With the WHAT?!" says Mommy, both of us quickly jerking our heads around just in time to see Chago waving his stuffed Blue-footed Bubi bird, pointing at it excitedly, saying "boobie! boobie! boobie!" over the rest of our hysterics.