But when he finally makes it home, his wife tells him disappointingly that he missed the delivery -- quite literally -- as the UPS man had just left the box on their doorstep a few minutes before he got home. (Cute, huh?)
Then she says to him, with a wink, "Don't worry, honey, it's making the baby that's half the fun."
And Saia turns to me and very matter-of-factly proclaims, "I want to have a baby."
And then I passed out.