What Is It About Rides?

It's not even Six Flags, for crissakes, or Astroworld, or Seaworld, or anything like that. It's 4 little coin-operated machines huddled together outside of Target, like an army of vultures waiting to swoop in on the next unsuspecting family who happens to make the mistake of leaving their home without enough quarters.

So now, whenever we ask them where they want to go on the weekends, there's a new choice to consider: there's either "Tarjay - regular" or "Tarjay with Tweety Bird" [obviously not much of choice].