ATTACK OF THE HUNS

"Okay, now Saia, you be the hun," he says.

"But I don't want to be the hun by myself. I thought we were both huns," she replies.

"Oh, alright, we can be huns, but not really, just for pretend 'cause you're my sister."

[Get it? It's "hons" as in "honey," not "huns" as in Attila. Yeah, took me a while, too.]