WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THOSE DONATION ENVELOPES IN THE MAIL

Chago at Monterey Bay

"Okay, kids," says Mommy as she tears through the mounds of bills, junk mail, and donation envelopes, "who wants this sticker of the Sacred Heart of Jesus?"

They both come streaking into the kitchen screaming at the top of their lungs [and yes, this is the only volume level they know], "I DO, I DO, I DO!!!"

But ultimately the winner of the prized sticker was Chago who, with a very serious look of concern on his face, asks, "But Mommy, who is the Sack & Buckets of Cheezits?"