Monday, January 11, 2010

I BET MY DIRTY WORDS ARE NASTIER THAN YOURS

Can I just say that I lovelovelove that the "S" word in our house is [stupid].

And the "F" word is [fat].

[They're in brackets 'cause I'm whispering. Shh.]

The kids'll get all up in your grill if you even accidentally mutter either one within earshot.

How sh*t-f*ckin'-awesome is that?!?!? [What?]
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Effing awesome!!!

sonia said...

:) The "M" word ("moron") and "D" word ("dumb") were also bad words in my house growing up. Also, the other "S" phrase ("shut up").

My brother thought was very clever by calling his sisters mormons when he was angry. It's a good thing we lived in Catholic country.