IF CHAGO WERE PRESIDENT

Okay, so in case you couldn't tell... This is the jumbotron "so the whole world can see me and listen to what I have to say." And this, naturally, is the speech bubble in which he is pushing his "everyone should love each other and no one should fight anymore" policy.  [Already the hypocritical little politician.] And just look at that cultish following.  I feel as if I have good reason to be afraid. Very very afraid.